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Terrible Lawn Care Advice Pros Hate (+ Fake Products You’ll Want Anyway)

📅 April 2, 2026 ⏱️ 1:01:07 🎤 Evan Lindman, Greg Durbin, Mark Lynman

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  • 0:00
    Cold Open
    Evan and Greg discuss the weather and technical difficulties before the show's intro.
  • 1:45
    Show Intro and Copyrights
    The hosts play the show's intro and discuss copyright issues with online content, referencing a YouTuber's experience and the Barbara Streisand effect.
  • 5:05
    April Fools' Day Fun
    The hosts announce it's April Fools' Day and share news about seeing the Super Mario Galaxy movie, reviewing its early ratings and cast.
  • 8:35
    Malls, Neighborhoods & Route Density
    They touch on the decline of malls and the growth of new neighborhoods, discussing route density and the challenges of congested areas for lawn care businesses.
  • 11:58
    Spencer Products Discount Code
    Breaking news is shared about a new 10% discount code, 'nerds', for Spencer Products, highlighting various tools and accessories they offer.
  • 15:30
    Electrical Q&A with Uncle Mark
    Evan calls his uncle Mark, an electrical engineer, live on air to answer questions about GFI outlets and finding the correct breaker for electrical work.
  • 18:03
    Terrible Lawn Care Advice
    Evan and Greg dive into April Fools' themed 'terrible lawn care advice pros hate', covering topics like mowing seven days a week, poor route density, and never sharpening blades.
  • 21:40
    Fake Lawn Care Products
    The hosts present a segment on 'fake lawn care products you'll want anyway,' including a hydropowered stick edger, a treadmill zero-turn mower, and a 60-inch string trimmer.
  • 25:09
    Lawn Stunt & Other Inventions
    They continue with fake products, introducing 'Lawn Stunt' fertilizer, mower-mounted AC units, artificial shrubs, and a pet poop vacuum, with an honorable mention for the Tai Boss debris guard.

Speakers

E
Evan Lindman
Host
G
Greg Durbin
Host
M
Mark Lynman
electrical engineer

Key Takeaways

Prioritize route density to maximize efficiency and profit; avoid long drives for low-paying jobs, as it often signifies poor business strategy.

Regularly sharpen mower blades to ensure clean cuts, maintain lawn health, and avoid damaging grass, which can lead to customer dissatisfaction.

Price services accurately, considering all overhead costs like fuel, maintenance, insurance, and labor; undercharging leads to burnout and an unprofitable business model.

Invest in quality equipment that suits your business needs, rather than over-financing expensive gear for appearance's sake, which can lead to financial strain.

Maintain proper paperwork and financial records; neglecting administrative tasks can lead to serious legal and financial repercussions, such as audits.

For electrical work, identify the correct breaker safely using a meter or a lamp, and always label breakers clearly to prevent future confusion and ensure safety.

Wear appropriate safety gear, such as safety glasses, when using power tools like trimmers or hedge trimmers, as debris can cause serious injury.

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